I need new friends

One of my friends is a closet, denying homophobe and thinks that we already have a cure for AIDS and cancer, but we aren't releasing it cause it isn't profitable.

One of my friends is getting married to a girl who lives with him. At his mom's house. He is twenty five. He has never left.

One of my friends is convinced global warming isn't real and thinks life is can't get any better when he watched a movie on his day off.

One of my friends is working retail at a job she hates getting crap hours while living at home, and has been for five years, and is like 350 lbs. She has no aspirations of any kind.

I'm starting to seriously hate my town.