Yeah so let's see - war in Iraq, sure! No problem! Let's go for it.
War in Afghanistan? Heyyyyyy, why not? Sounds like a great idea!
Tax cuts for the rich? PRFFT YOU KNOW IT BABY!
Health care for everyone?
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, HANG ON THERE YOU SOCIALIST FUCK! WHAT ABOUT THE NATIONAL DEEEEEEEEEBT!?!?!?!?! HUH YOU EVER THINK OF THAT YOU LIBERAL SCUM!
I mean it's fucking astounding how utterly putrid the Republicans are - if we want to go into middle-eastern countries and shoot people 'cause they're brown and spend billions of dollars on money that goes fuck-all anywhere meanwhile the instant you want to give Americans health care so they can live suddenly THE NATIONAL DEEEEEEEBBBBBBBTTT!!! is our main concern, cause God forbid we try to help people rather than let people die and make money off it.